- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

civil rights

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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