You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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bacon

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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