What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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2 + 2 = 4

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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