Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What's circular and round A circle

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ugvvvvvv

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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