- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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