How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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