- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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