What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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