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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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