What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

i have two hands.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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