Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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