Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Justin Bieber

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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the WNBA

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Your Mom

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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