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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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