- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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