Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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leon harney ya pikey

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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a woman votes!

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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