Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Gangnam style

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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