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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A russian gives away vodka.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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