What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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