Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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