- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You're tall.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

There is no I in Pie except for the I

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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