Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Ross.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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