What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Hillary Clinton

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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