What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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This isn't funny.

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Mormons having fun.

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The Moon Landing.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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