- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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