bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

This is not a joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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