A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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