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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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