They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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womens rights

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Dislike this.

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my mind's eye?

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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