What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Poop!!

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

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