- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Black Friday

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Women's rights

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Cheese stick

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