- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Justin Bieber.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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