what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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TELL

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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