Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Womens rights !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Jason Connor.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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