The WNBA

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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