Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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