TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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