What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Dylan is gay

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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