- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

knock knock There's no door

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Hey, Max!!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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