why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A Sloth runs...

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Water? I hardly know her.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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