Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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hi mom

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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