- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

You and your parents are going to die today

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

A handicapp walks into a bar

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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