- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

who's a slut... you're mom

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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