yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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