- Anti Joke

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Get in the car.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen