- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

identical jokes get different votes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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