- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

I pooped.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

in soviet russia, cow milks you

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

my captcha says : forkin chickens

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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