How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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