- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

woman's rights

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

you lose.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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