Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

fduck

Lets go Yankees

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

purple pickles

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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