What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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