A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Poop...

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

The Game

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Woman's Rights

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

nba live 13

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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