- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

learn the ropes?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

fruit salad?

I killed someone today. :D

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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