Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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