Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

knock knock who's there no one

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Black people being friendly.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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